The author of this blog is Robert Steele, residing somewhere in the United States, the Caribbean or England (weather permitting), whose writing hasn’t appeared in The Weekly Standard, National Review, The American Spectator, Human Events and Front Page Magazine.

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"If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs; we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” ― P.J. O'Rourke

Immigration: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

We have illegals by the millions; Mexico doesn't have any. I wonder if we're doing something wrong.


Your "Sh**hole" or Mine?

They should put down their "Immigrants Welcome" signs and actually welcome some immigrants to stay at their houses. "Immigrants Welcome"? Great! How many can we put you down for?


To the Person Sitting in Darkness

At first we were careful not to promise too much; but we quickly saw that you treasured our promises as if they were real things, and not just blather; you wanted more and grander promises still—which we provided.


Willian Henry Harrison—Our Last Real President

Harrison was in many ways the perfect president: he took the oath, made a speech nobody remembers, and died before he had a chance to screw up anything.